Are you aware that you just told an inmate in prison that she should become a correctional officer? What the fuck is wrong with you?

To combine is to create; to engineer, divine.

‘There will be a time in my life where my hips don’t work, so I should really just soak this in.’

“Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”-Sherlock

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